Muahaha, pheer the title that has little to nothing to do with the content. Norv here with first blog entry, late as it may be from the initial new-site rush. Loving the new site for UV, it's like "Woah lotsa new stuffs to do!". Gotta get stuff for gallery and post a blog... which I'm doing now :D.

Secret lab operations are going well. My team of decently-paid chineese mad scientists have made much progress in the art of jade cloning. So far we have been able to recreate the form in jade, but have yet to perfect the art of cloning properties as well. I have been able to secure for research a magical Gaeva hoof and a delicious Barbie cookie, and from them have made a number of jade clones that look the same but unfortunately are neither magical nor edible, much less delicious. This will take time... but never fear! The secret plan is still underway. After formation of a secret army a few days ago of diabolic nature I have taken to carrying said hoof around in my pocket. It has already saved my life once, though its power was not enough to save my precious bandwagon from crashing to pieces at the base of a cliff. Secret Boss of the army, I have heard, has built another bandwagon complete with rocket launcher, however I suspect Boss is not going to share. It matters not however, I shall build another one, one that surpasses its mundane predecessor. I am having my scientists divert from their overall goal for a short while to develop a jade cookie launcher. This will be the first step, and I hope one day once cloning procedures improve I'll be able to equip the wheels with magical jade Gaeva hooves. The Secret Sentai army of frightening forms must have a mech, and I plan to be the one to head research into developing one. Other members of the Secret Sentai army: Boss, Evil, President, and whoever else there were- do not be afraid to comment with suggestions on our mech. Even if we were discovered there'd be nothing that could be done to stop us.

~Secret Sentai operative: Psycho (aka Norvilion)